Post by goatboy on Jan 21, 2017 11:37:17 GMT -4
Baa baa !!!
Welcome to this years version of pasture diving. Come and get your former hot looking female goats 🐐🐐🐐 for a cheap price. Who knows you may score !!! And now to the list ......drum roll please.
Jonathan Papelbon-- Aka: Papi in the goat world is a former goat great. Papi held together the 9th inning for the goats pen for many years. However, due to basically being a nasty goat 🐐 to his MLB teammates coupled with a down year at age 35 has made this goat available for a cheap price.
Joaquin Benoit-- 57th best reliever by Lamanna's Draft Guide--The goats set up man the last couple of years is getting up there in age but is still effective. He finished the year very strong for the Blue Jays and just signed a one year 7.5 million dollar deal with the Phillies to compete for their closer job. Nice solid card last year couple with many years of being a top setup man in the league. Opportunity awaits in Philly ! He can be yours !
Justin Grimm-- Grimm has been a late inning set up man for the Goats the last few seasons. A hard thrower who has excelled in the Cubs uniform. Grimm's strikeout rate has exceeded his innings pitches the last three seasons and has thrown over 63 plus games in each of those seasons as well. Always a potential closer in waiting due to his arsenal of pitches. Has a solid even card this year and is rated the 107th best overall reliever in the set. Come and fill your brim with Justin Grimm !
Mark Appel-- Former top college prospect had bone chips removed from his elbow and is said to be throwing free and easy. According to Appel, this is the best he has felt since his college days. Maybe this Appel will once again show his shine for your team !
Hunter Harvey-- Its really too bad that injuries have befell Harvey. A former top 25 overall prospect who just had TJ surgery and will likely won't pitch until the end of the 2017 season. However, if you have the room on your roster it may be worth the wait as Harvey has magical stuff when he is on the mound.
Prince Fielder--This goat has been a pain in the neck since we traded for him a few years back. The Goats gave up two number one draft picks for this girthy, broken down goat 🐐🐐💩💩 and outside of last years very good card he has been goat manure. He has a plus 9 clutch for those interested but even us goats don't recommend any one gambling on him but hey you know the saying--one mans goat crap is another mans treasure !
Mikie Mahtook-- Breaking news: Just traded to the Detroit Tigers and is in the mix for the starting Center Field spot on the MLB roster.
Yeah that's how you spell this Goats 🐐🐐🐐first name. He had a tremendous limited card last year but was on the Devil Ray's shuttle last year between MLB and AAA affiliate teams due to middling injuries. Mikie is still young and is a good athlete which enables him to play the Outfield well and runs better than most. A very streaky hitter if Mikie gets hot he can offer your team the opportunity for a strong card. He won many games last year for the Goats with his premium bat. Come and get this young goat 🐐🐐💩💩
Juan Lagares (traded) -- Juan was actually traded to Labruno before he left the league and got returned to the Goats 🐐🐐🐐when he suddenly decided left the league. Lagares is a fielding wizard whom covers lots of ground in the outfield and has a cannon for an arm. Typically, a hitter who clubs ♣️ lefty pitching--Juan decided to have a solid 30 units card with 50 total bases vs right handed pitching. He is limited last year with 142 at bats but is the Mets current only pure CF on their roster for this upcoming season and is looking to garnish a lot of at bats from the look of things on the Mets roster so far. The Goats are able to move Lagares due to having a similar player in Albert Almora. Come and profit from the Goats overindulgence of outfielders and get your fix on Juan !
-Señor Goat 🐐
Welcome to this years version of pasture diving. Come and get your former hot looking female goats 🐐🐐🐐 for a cheap price. Who knows you may score !!! And now to the list ......drum roll please.
Jonathan Papelbon-- Aka: Papi in the goat world is a former goat great. Papi held together the 9th inning for the goats pen for many years. However, due to basically being a nasty goat 🐐 to his MLB teammates coupled with a down year at age 35 has made this goat available for a cheap price.
Joaquin Benoit-- 57th best reliever by Lamanna's Draft Guide--The goats set up man the last couple of years is getting up there in age but is still effective. He finished the year very strong for the Blue Jays and just signed a one year 7.5 million dollar deal with the Phillies to compete for their closer job. Nice solid card last year couple with many years of being a top setup man in the league. Opportunity awaits in Philly ! He can be yours !
Justin Grimm-- Grimm has been a late inning set up man for the Goats the last few seasons. A hard thrower who has excelled in the Cubs uniform. Grimm's strikeout rate has exceeded his innings pitches the last three seasons and has thrown over 63 plus games in each of those seasons as well. Always a potential closer in waiting due to his arsenal of pitches. Has a solid even card this year and is rated the 107th best overall reliever in the set. Come and fill your brim with Justin Grimm !
Mark Appel-- Former top college prospect had bone chips removed from his elbow and is said to be throwing free and easy. According to Appel, this is the best he has felt since his college days. Maybe this Appel will once again show his shine for your team !
Hunter Harvey-- Its really too bad that injuries have befell Harvey. A former top 25 overall prospect who just had TJ surgery and will likely won't pitch until the end of the 2017 season. However, if you have the room on your roster it may be worth the wait as Harvey has magical stuff when he is on the mound.
Prince Fielder--This goat has been a pain in the neck since we traded for him a few years back. The Goats gave up two number one draft picks for this girthy, broken down goat 🐐🐐💩💩 and outside of last years very good card he has been goat manure. He has a plus 9 clutch for those interested but even us goats don't recommend any one gambling on him but hey you know the saying--one mans goat crap is another mans treasure !
Mikie Mahtook-- Breaking news: Just traded to the Detroit Tigers and is in the mix for the starting Center Field spot on the MLB roster.
Yeah that's how you spell this Goats 🐐🐐🐐first name. He had a tremendous limited card last year but was on the Devil Ray's shuttle last year between MLB and AAA affiliate teams due to middling injuries. Mikie is still young and is a good athlete which enables him to play the Outfield well and runs better than most. A very streaky hitter if Mikie gets hot he can offer your team the opportunity for a strong card. He won many games last year for the Goats with his premium bat. Come and get this young goat 🐐🐐💩💩
Juan Lagares (traded) -- Juan was actually traded to Labruno before he left the league and got returned to the Goats 🐐🐐🐐when he suddenly decided left the league. Lagares is a fielding wizard whom covers lots of ground in the outfield and has a cannon for an arm. Typically, a hitter who clubs ♣️ lefty pitching--Juan decided to have a solid 30 units card with 50 total bases vs right handed pitching. He is limited last year with 142 at bats but is the Mets current only pure CF on their roster for this upcoming season and is looking to garnish a lot of at bats from the look of things on the Mets roster so far. The Goats are able to move Lagares due to having a similar player in Albert Almora. Come and profit from the Goats overindulgence of outfielders and get your fix on Juan !
-Señor Goat 🐐